Garfield by Jim Davis for May 04, 2023

Yes and no.

So, cat’s don’t always land on their feet, as we’ve been told.

thanks, i’ll pass

Every cat owner knows that cats are masters of agility, right up until they aren’t.

True, it is (face) planting season, but I think I’ll just seed my brocolli, thanks just the same!!!

Maybe he has some coyote genes in his makeup.

Garfield, the correct cat response in that situation is, “I meant to do that.”

That’s so Trumpian of you Garfield!

Saved you from a belly flop

Garfield must be on a fad diet

he skipped the meal and got just desserts

Only in a comic.

Just like some comedians.

Old and overweight, Garf needs to stick with using an umbrella!

That was just a case of vertigo. A good reason why I don’t like heights.

Judging by how I broke my thumb I fear I might have it already

Garfield needs a parachute.

I’ve mastered the second part.

Garfield hasn’t always landed on his feet.

“AND OUR ABILITY TO LAND ON OUR FACES”

(imagines a different version of this part of the dialogue of this cartoon)

AND OUR ABILITIES TO LAND ON OUR OWN FACES

(note: no offense was intended in the making of this message)

Don’t cats land on their feet?

Yeah, I do wish I had the balance of a cat, just not this cat.

We’ve not seen Garfield up in a tree in a long time.

Can Garfield still be considered a cat?

Already have that.

Oooh that posture doesn’t look good for the lower back

Garfield desperately needs a face lift…

HA!! HA!!!! HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

I pass if it involves the second part forcefully.

Maybe if you were more physically active.

Garfield is much too fat to land on his feet.

Hahahahaha!

I already have those exact two abilities. Whoopie.

That’s very impressive

I can do without that last one.