Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 03, 2023

I love Marigold’s prehensile tail.

It’s the only way to keep the game fair for Phoebe. Equines are famous for their speed.

So you think you can prance?

Home Prance

All of the rules in Unicorn Baseball are “unwritten rules”, but players are nonetheless allowed to prance around the bases after hitting a home run.

It’s a start.

Prancing > running.

Prance: “Tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1999.”

If Marigold has an audience, prancing it is!

PRANCE BREAK!!!

I’ve read a lot of unicorn lore. Never heard of them having prehensile tails.

this is unicorns’ baseball, Phoebe, not humans’ baseball… get with the programme