Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 12, 2023

Weapon of last resort.

Good urinal signage:

Please Don’t Eat the Mint.

NO DIVING!!

Please do not throw butts in urinals. It makes them soggy and hard to light.

Must be battling an invading Army of Clowns.

Urinal smoothie, you are!

Now if this is like minecraft, all we have to do is get the enemy to stand on the cake.

Grab a hockey stick and start shooting those urinal cakes!

WMD??

Urinal cakes… to guys, they’re more commonly known as “targets”…

I miss butts in the urinals. I always played George Carlin’s game of sinking the battleships.

They will have to use it several times during the day.

Better to be pis-sed off than pis-sed on!

Put icing on it.

I remember seeing one once that looked like it had a bite taken out of it.

Weird..that takes the cake.

If they have to use it, that urinal cake will whizz through the air.

Once, a pretty young lady saddled up to me at the next urinal. Willie came to full attention and stopped the flow. ’Nough said.

Never take a cake to a urinal fight …

just p.i.s.s on the enemy …!

Funniest line in the original Madagascar was when the giraffe met the gang at the station and said, “Nice bathrooms. They even provide breath mints.”

Ralph needs to bite the cherry off before he throws that thing!