The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 12, 2023

(in case anybody doesn’t see it, there appears to be a flying saucer outside her window)

I suppose the cow burned up on re-entry.

If you have gum trouble are you a sighing flosser?

is that how the dish ran away with the spoon?

Are we in WalMart, by any chance??!!

I guess the cow isn’t on the airplane because she’s jumping over the moon.

I see the other passengers. I’m flashing back to Ghostbusters: “Dogs & cats living together, mass hysteria!”

Like the cat and the fiddle connect. Good one

Karen is a good name.

Very Good!

Karen can saucer it out but can’t take it.

I don’t know about the dish thing, more like a steamin’ hot plate

Runaways!

And the dog is still laughing at such sport

There’s always an idiot on the flight!

And a flying spoon, too.

The cat is asleep…of course.

Cat & a fiddle, but no cow or moon

Dishawn needs to shut up!

Lose the “Karen” term!

Hey diddle-diddle, you’re seat’s in the middle.

Tilly the fork and Mack the knife are missing—youtu.be/dPbePm6CxJo

And the little dog? He just laaaauuughed and laaauuughed.

And I’d also like to report spooning.

Isn’t a saucer a kind of dish, like a plate or a bowl? Aren’t they all dishes? Whenever I’ve washed dishes, they’ve all been in the sink!

Instead of demeaning the name Karen (my sister in law’s name) why don’t we just call them Scotts? Quit being a Scott.

Tell the copilot to be on the look-out for a high-jumping cow….

Sing Hey diddle-diddle those weekend flights, am I right?