Cornered by Mike Baldwin for May 23, 2023

Hit the road “sprinting”.

You had a good run

He struck out

Take the bus.

No, on second thought, let me drive you to the airport.

“Take a hike kid!”

If no Lyft, maybe an Uber?

Hit the road Jack

Scram, beat it, yer outa here, git goin’, ya bother me.

And don’t bother coming back.

Hit the road Jack and don’t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more)

(Hit the road Jack and don’t you come back no more)

What you say?

(Hit the road Jack and don’t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more)

(Hit the road Jack and don’t you come back no more)

Woah Woman, oh woman, don’t treat me so mean

You’re the meanest old woman that I’ve ever seen

I guess if you said so

I’d have to pack my things and go (That’s right)

(Hit the road Jack and don’t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more)

(Hit the road Jack and don’t you come back no more)

What you say?

(Hit the road Jack and don’t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more)

(Hit the road Jack and don’t you come back no more)

Now baby, listen baby, don’t ya treat me this-a way

Cause I’ll be back on my feet some day

(Don’t care if you do ‘cause it’s understood)

(You ain’t got no money you just ain’t no good)

Well, I guess if you say so

I’d have to pack my things and go (That’s right)

(Hit the road Jack and don’t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more)

(Hit the road Jack and don’t you come back no more)

What you say?

(Hit the road Jack and don’t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more)

(Hit the road Jack and don’t you come back no more)

Well

(Don’t you come back no more)

Uh, what you say?

(Don’t you come back no more)

I didn’t understand you

(Don’t you come back no more)

You can’t mean that

(Don’t you come back no more)

Oh, now baby, please

(Don’t you come back no more)

What you tryin’ to do to me?

(Don’t you come back no more)

Oh, don’t treat me like that

(Don’t you come back no more)

One day, my daughter came down the stairs, with a bag, and announced she was running away, and would I drive her to Grandmas house! ☺️☺️

That way she still maintains plausible deniability…..

Wait, we’ll stop at wherever and file the paperwork for me to relinquish parent rights.

OK, what’s you plan? Where you gonna go, how are you gonna get there, what are you gonna use for money?

Make your bed, brush your teeth, and then get the hell out of here.

My son got mad that I expected him contribute by mowing the lawn and moved out. Saved me from telling him to leave. He’s older and a little wiser now. This is why birds kick the fledglings out of the nest after three weeks. They aren’t even cleaning up after eating their parent’s food.

Mom, give him some cast iron pans to cook in and some cans of food. Make him run harder, not smarter!