Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for April 10, 2023

Oy!

Well, Popi, that Jen Psaki hairdo was a hint!

“No. I assumed you weren’t an idiot”

(Can I say Idiot? Has that word been cancelled, too?)

Touchy touchy touchy!

Self help …New book out: How to pi$$ off people and lose friends instantly!

Run away while you still can.

In Russia and the other Slavic states, Mike would’ve referred to an inanimate object as “he.”

My Jeep’s name is Nelly Bell…

Yes I did, shut up and drive.

“Sorry. That second comment was for you. I meant to just think it." :)

"Woke"swagen.

Well, next time you take it to the shop, you are gonna get f’ed…

You know it’s hard being an old guy because we grew up calling cars, boats she.

I would have exited that car and called for another ride.

Made me laugh, Mike. This nonsense has to end somewhere.

Mike. This isn’t funny anymore. Getting your panties in a bunch over pronouns is so last season.

Might be a Toyota Prius.