F Minus by Tony Carrillo for April 19, 2023

apparently that guy never heard of Hercule Poirot.

Pretty weird on a baby though.

These days more people should think he looks like Mario than Snidely Whiplash. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snidely_Whiplash

and once he takes over the world he will put a stop to people thinking that

Quite the contrary, the chicks always loved mine…

I’m more assuming you’re on the verge of selling me either an overpriced coffee or a craft beer.

He looks like an old-timey pugilist. He might punch the other guy soon.

looks good to me….the evil part!

This Jimmy Buffett ♪"Pencil This Mustache"♪ YouTube shows how cool mustaches looked back in the day, enjoy!

https://www.google.com/search?q=buffett+pencil+thin+mustache+youtube&oq=buffett+pencil+thin+mustache+youtube&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i22i30j0i390i650l3.20490j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:78aeb4ba,vid:cXQS4S3vgGA

Hey, I have a curly mustach and I’m not evil.

And I don’t like you assuming that I’m assuming that you’re some sort of evil villain just because the the curly mustache you were born with.

[It’s your beady eyes and maniacal laugh …]

Is this guy’s name Mario in the great tradition of video gaming?

I was just thinking “Balkan”. :)

Do you perhaps work as a banker? Maybe working towards a Monopoly?

And just because I came in here wearing a black hat.

Hello, Ripley’s?

So this is what the guy from Monopoly does when nobody’s playing…