The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 14, 2023

And the dead shall rise.

He was just trying to bring a little levity to the workplace.

He was fired after he cut a woman in half.

Gag me with a spoon, a Floater.

abra-cadaver eh David?

Working with a stiff subject.

Next trick: The Hula Hoop will turn of itself around the waist. The record is 101.

M Balmer….. Good one Scott.

He will coroner the magic market one day.

He catches them at the precise moment their souls leave their body…

Hahahaha!

They prefer science to magical thinking.

When David’s around, things always turn autopsy-turvy.

Coroners are clever mentalists, they really get inside your head.

Funny

Giggle!

Meh, itwas a dead end job anyway.

Sure he’s a great showman now. but back in those days his delivery was still rather stiff.

He’s not dead. He’s pining.

Even after death, they make you jump through hoops…

For my next trick, “The Dead Shall Rise”…

He always wanted a job with a coroner office.

M. Balmer, Medical Examiner? Really!