Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for May 14, 2023

Ok. I remember the ad campaign but I think that you have to draw the line somewhere.

Andy Griffith used to do commercials for Ritz crackers.

Free advertising for Nabisco.

Why mess up Ritz crackers by putting mayonnaise and pickle relish on them?

“Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well.”

- – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - Mark Twain

Never procrastinate about something today if you can wait and procrastinate tomorrow.

I prefer Ritz crackers with Italian meats and mozzarella cheese.

This falls under the heading of cracker abuse.

Should we start a discussion about the brand of mayo?

Duke’s for the win!

As a listener to WCLV decades ago, this brings to mind Mr and Mrs Garvey’s cover of Fugacity which Bob Conrad used to close the Saturday Night program (what became Weekend Radio in syndication).

Turn it around, Verne. Today is the youngest and best looking you will be for the rest of your days.

I don’t keep mayo in the house…………………………………it’s a no willpower thing.

Tartar sauce instead of the mayo and relish…

Not funny. No comment.

This has caused me to munch on my naked Club Crackers.

I had to look back at panel #2 to figure out where we got onto the subject of mayo.

“Everything tastes better when it sits on a RITZ” What happened to commercial jingles? Today’s TV ads are boring!