The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 17, 2023

As Bigs Binny used to say…“eh…it’s a living!”

Flipper finally found his porpoise in life.

5 bucks to dry your hands? I think I’ll use my pants, instead.

He also sells homemade tuna sandwiches for a buck!!!

I love comics! You can grow a pocket to hold your money! Brilliant!

A porpoise with a purpose.

Hands dried, faster than light-ning.

A little lower and you get heated air.

Sounds fishy to me.

Did not know Flipper had pockets!

What a Cod thing. Am I Sea-ing correctly? Then it’s true what I’m Herring. Holy Mackerel, Flipper has gone into his own business, at a Fin per blast. People weren’t squidding. It’s a Shad day for Porpoise-kind (NOTE: Shad are extremely bony. An old Indian saying has it that a porcupine fled into the water and was turned inside out to become the shad.)

He knew one day his blow-hole would come in handy…

You call that a world full of wonder?

This is the second time reading the comics this morning that tea nearly came out my nose.

I don’t believe this. Cetacean needed.

WOW! At that stage it’s just “So long, and thanks for all the fish!”

Dolphins have pockets? I didn’t know they are marsupials.

Isn’t it moist air that emerges from cetaceans’ blowholes? Wouldn’t be very effective in drying hands.

(Yeah, yeah, it’s just a cartoon.)

He had a lot to be modest about.

A word of advice, don’t use that service right after lunch.

Made my day, thanks Scott, very clever, very funny…

Going to the bathroom in a world full of wonder.

Nice till you have there, Squeaky. Have you heard the good news? We’re working on AI to translate whatever you’re saying into our language.

Do they still have the attendant at CLT?

Are bathroom attendants still a thing? They always made me uncomfortable.

working as a bathroom attendant, flipper could barely squeak by…