The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 20, 2023

Pray for him.

Since she’s a Praying Mantis, thats understandable.

♫ I’m gonna floss that man right out of my teeth ♫

She’s a real MANtis eater.

Man, ’tis brutal what happens in the insect world.

Don’t you just hate it when a piece of your mate gets stuck between your teeth?

At least she knows how to give head.

Well, he did quit while he was a head! Eww!

Yuck

I knew there was something back there…

Eat Pray Floss.

I think this marriage beheaded in the wrong direction.

We used to call them little ladies and lords of the lumber.

Time to rinse…

Watch out boy she’ll chew you up…

She’s a man eater. Whoa oh her she comes…

the dentist was just trying to give her a heads up…

Floss? How about “Chew”?

Typical wife, always biting the husbands head off!