B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 17, 2023

Good thing grass is legal now.

Political speeches does that to me too.

I get confused do we barf before the speach during the spaech or as people are rushing to get away from the speaker (s)

I remember watching someone interview Hubert Humphrey. (Disclaimer: I was born in Minnesota and am a Hubert Humphrey fan.) HHH spoke for five minutes, sounded really good, and never answered the question.

My dog loves a certain kind of green grass around here who’s blades grow about a foot tall in the spring, then turns brown and sprouts foxtails in the summer. While the blades are green my dogs eat it like candy. I call it “Dog salad”. Apparently it’s a form of wild barley. I keep the dogs well away from the stuff in the summer due to those foxtails though.

That’s the sign of a good politician. When they stand by (or on) their tryth!

Do politicians stand on tall pedestals so that they are above all the B.S. that they are producing?

I would need something stronger than grass.

I’ll take some grass, this way whatever they say goes in one era and out the other. Yip yip yip yip yip

I understand. Politics makes me ill also.

I have a picture of a monkey flinging feces. The caption reads, “Caution, political debate in progress.”

President Joe Biden was the star of a viral clip on Friday when he offered a rather un-hygienic rallying cry to “lick the world.”

The gaffe-prone octogenarian’s latest verbal adventure took place during his closing remarks at Dublin Castle on his visit to Ireland.

“There’s nothing our nations can’t achieve if we do it together. I really mean it,” said Biden. “So, thank you all. God bless you all. And let’s go — let’s go la- — lick the world. Let’s get it done.”

Wut???

YES to all 3 phases!

Yes, dogs and cats like a salad now and then.

Ew! Don’t forget to put some in the stone soup for tomorrows lunch.

Yeah, that’s about right.

I believe our body politic is well beyond the grass eating stage.

My dog does that, too. But without the speech.

Would you like some French dressing with that?