She’s less interested in what you and an elephant have in common and more interested in what you and a magician might have in common — but if your wand can’t work magic for her, disappear.
A kid at the zoo asked his mother, “What’s that hanging under the elephant?” The mother is embarrassed and says, “Oh, it’s nothing.” Later, he asks his father, who tells him. “But Mom said it was nothing!” “Well, son, your mother is a bit spoiled.”
BigDaveGlass almost 2 years ago
Well, she did experiment to see what happens when a large mallet comes in contact with a pig’s head at speed…….
tbm3572 almost 2 years ago
Wisconsin is getting some love today.
boydjb47 almost 2 years ago
She could have just said NO!
gantech almost 2 years ago
Cheesehead!
orbenjawell Premium Member almost 2 years ago
…they both have VERY hard heads?
Mordock999 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
You’re both Republicans?_ ;-)
[DUCKS]
Chithing Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Don’t lose your head over it, Dean.
ajr58(1) almost 2 years ago
If it’s like a elephant’s, you don’t need a Porche. (Just the punchline. GC would likely censor the whole joke)
Holden Awn almost 2 years ago
She’s less interested in what you and an elephant have in common and more interested in what you and a magician might have in common — but if your wand can’t work magic for her, disappear.
donwestonmysteries almost 2 years ago
This is known as the Dean Hammer. They pass them out when women enter this bar,
mistercatworks almost 2 years ago
She sees to have a pretty clear understanding of kinetic energy.
oldsmkysyvr almost 2 years ago
“On Wisconsin, On Wisconsin……” (that’s where I’d like to be.)
sandflea almost 2 years ago
She majored in the physics of wielding a croquet mallet in college.
SpammersAreScum almost 2 years ago
A kid at the zoo asked his mother, “What’s that hanging under the elephant?” The mother is embarrassed and says, “Oh, it’s nothing.” Later, he asks his father, who tells him. “But Mom said it was nothing!” “Well, son, your mother is a bit spoiled.”
David Rickard Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Mrs. Higbie is such a killjoy.
tinstar almost 2 years ago
I’m wondering if she borrowed that purse from Mary Poppins.
WentHulk almost 2 years ago
Shut it Dean…………