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Do what a car salesperson does…, “Let me run this by manager and see what we can do for you”. Or this one, “What can I do to get you into a jail cell today?”
Ooooh! You’re just misunderstood! Let me get a social worker for you! You don’t have to steal for a living, we’ll give you an apartment, furniture, a car, and food stamps so you can eat. That ought to make you happy and a contributing member to society!
Naw… cutbacks have gotten people to be locked in a cell for days… with very little food or medical help. Soon they will beg to confess just to get some of those Human needs. If that doesn’t get them to confess….
allen@home almost 2 years ago
It will never work with just one cop. Try something else.
Jeff0811 almost 2 years ago
Do what a car salesperson does…, “Let me run this by manager and see what we can do for you”. Or this one, “What can I do to get you into a jail cell today?”
Farside99 almost 2 years ago
Ooooh! You’re just misunderstood! Let me get a social worker for you! You don’t have to steal for a living, we’ll give you an apartment, furniture, a car, and food stamps so you can eat. That ought to make you happy and a contributing member to society!
[Unnamed Reader - 8bb645] almost 2 years ago
Officers Jeckyll and Hyde.
I Mad Am I almost 2 years ago
Naw… cutbacks have gotten people to be locked in a cell for days… with very little food or medical help. Soon they will beg to confess just to get some of those Human needs. If that doesn’t get them to confess….
AtariDragon almost 2 years ago
“Of course it’s not my fault I come from a broken home, DAD!”
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 2 years ago
It’s not my fault. He knocked on my door.
It’s not my fault she pulled into my driveway.
It’s not my fault she tried to get in my car.
geese28 almost 2 years ago
Ah Chicago’s new criminal reform program
Lablubber almost 2 years ago
It’s affirmative action at work in the police department. They’re hiring bi-polar cops.
T... almost 2 years ago
And he can’t even get overtime…