Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for May 14, 2023

You’re a mean spirted buzzard Gay-lord.

A good night’s sleep is priceless

She’s lived for 1500+ years. What’s seven more??

Aww! Don’t listen to him…enjoy your new mattress! Zzzzzzzzzz

Just crawl to the edge of the bed, Broomie. Then you should find it easy to drop off.

I eliminated the bed when I realized I could sleep better in a reclining chair, than a flat bet. It also frees up so much more space for walking in my little bedroom. Though now I should call it the sleep room.

No bed is that comfortable. Yip yip yip yip yip

We use a futon from Rock Soft. Queen-size $265, a tiny fraction of the “discount” on a typical mattress.

I like the B witch

Now why did you do that to Broomie?

that NEARLY sounds like harassment here…

And the sales man said, “If we can’t beat the price, YOUR MATTRESS IS FREEEEE!” so, what could I do except sign on the dotted line…

And here’s another thought to sleep on, in another 7 years it’ll be time to replace that one.

Don’t be sad, Broomie old gal, you can count the dollar bills you’re spending to help you fall asleep. Anyhow, what’s 7 years compared to your age? ;-p

Oh, Gay​lord, you meanie! Why do torment dear Broomie so?

May she roast your tail-feathers!

Being a witch Broomie could just zap up the money in 1 nanosecond!