The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 25, 2023

Oweeee

What do you expect, after all Al Gore invented the internet, or so he says and we all know that he’s never been wrong about anything.

♫ Who could ask for anything more ♪

Help! Pun police! I’m being assaulted by Scott Hilburn.

I just had to Google ‘music by vice presidents’. It seems that Calvin Coolidge’s veep co-wrote a #1 hit.

Plus, Hail Columbia is the official song of the vice presidency.

I would prefer music by The Presidents of the United States of America.

Remember the stiff Principal Skinner liplock he tried to lay on Tipper?

Scott stole my joke!

The 90s with their ubiquitous CDs were not environmentally sound. Al would’ve never approved this joke.

Tried not to laugh, but this one Gore me down :-) .

I remember a band called The Presidents of the United States, but none for vice presidents

Does Dan Quayle’s hit “You spell potato, and I spell potatoe” result from the Al Gore Rhythm?

Cue the rim shot monkey.

Many a tear has to fall…

Al Gore rhythm, Al Gore rhythm, Al Gore rhythm, who could ask for anything more?

Ba dump bump…

Tipper Gore’s parental advisories on all music must be the cause of the censorship

I Quayle in fear at what tomorrow’s paronomasia might be.

But the Secretary of State is a musician.

The rhythm is gonna get ya.

And Tipper would do her best to censor it.

At dinner, two pals (both Catholic) asked me, “What is an algorithm?” I motioned them closer to speak softly, “It’s a Catholic form of birth control.”

Didn’t they make that joke in Wreak-It Ralph2: Ralph Breaks the Internet?

Groan!

Darn it Scott, I was trying to keep the name of my new band secret!

(Groan) Another forced pun for humor?

Tried not to laugh, but this one Gore me down.