Questionable Quotebook by Sam Hepburn for April 30, 2023

Pretty dark, Sam.

I like how you chose a PINK background for this one. It softens the blow!! Ha ha!

I’m going to do nothing, forever and ever.

I’d prefer to die alone, but I just know it will be crowded. With my luck there will be a crying infant, too.

I thought of having “Leave me alone, already” in my headstone, but that’s likely to attract too much attention.

I think the safest bet is to have the blandest, most generic headstone possible, even if I have to stretch the truth a little.

Here lies _______,

Loved.

born 19xx – died 9877

(I’m in no hurry to die, you see.)