afternoons are much, much longer in the summertime if you’re living in northernmost Scandinavia, Russia, the Canadian Northwest Territories, and even Alaska
The Count agrees. The Count simply cannot wait for Fall and Winter… football, cooler/colder weather, hot chocolate and reading in front of the fireplace. Can’t stand this heat and long hours of daylight.
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
it still doesn’t travel faster than bad news!
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
afternoons are much, much longer in the summertime if you’re living in northernmost Scandinavia, Russia, the Canadian Northwest Territories, and even Alaska
californiamonty over 1 year ago
I hear you, Sally. I hear you.
Blu Bunny over 1 year ago
And the nights go so much faster than days.
Purple People Eater over 1 year ago
No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
― Terry Pratchett
ObiJoan over 1 year ago
Because light has energy and will warm up any object that absorbs it, and heat causes dilation.
WoT_Hog Premium Member over 1 year ago
Actually 186,282 miles, 698 yards, 2 feet, and 5 21/127 inches per second.
Troglodyte over 1 year ago
And the sad part is – you can’t make light of your situation, Sally.
Darryl Heine over 1 year ago
Early evenings still have daylight in Summer months.
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
It really depends on what season it is and where you live.
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
The Count agrees. The Count simply cannot wait for Fall and Winter… football, cooler/colder weather, hot chocolate and reading in front of the fireplace. Can’t stand this heat and long hours of daylight.
Decepticomic over 1 year ago
Cuz you’re in school.
A.Ficionada over 1 year ago
Afternoons in school really did get long, Sally ;)
rmercer Premium Member over 1 year ago
Because Dark travels much slower…
Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago
Because boredom travels at 1.86000 feet per day.
Or to explain it in Peanuts grown up language. "Wha wah. Wha wah wah wah wah. "
gantech over 1 year ago
“Y’know…wibbly, wobbly….
KEA over 1 year ago
only in a vacuum
rossevrymn over 1 year ago
This piece may be the best tie ever of our understanding reality to metaphysics. It’s Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel.
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
Because clocks are in a different dimension and travel much slower (but only at school and work)
John Jorgensen over 1 year ago
Because you’re not a photon?
I❤️Peanuts over 1 year ago
The days grow short when you reach September Sally. You’ll see.
eddi-TBH over 1 year ago
Because you are days away from summer vacation.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 1 year ago
Sally must be writing copy for ‘Twizzlers’ ads.