Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for June 26, 2023

Couldn’t score a Pirelli calendar this year

but there’s only two girls in the whole world.

You could sell new pictures each year, and tape them over the old ones each month.

And for the ladies?

“Like sand in the Hourglass (Figure ッ), these are the pics for our eyes…”

He’s going to be at that for a while.

They’d go great in all the service stations . . . if they had service stations

The old-style calendar has new “girls” every year, but if the “new, improved” version never changes… eh?