Close to Home by John McPherson for April 26, 2023

“the roll-on that you lay on!”

That should last a couple of years.

Costco strikes again

Maybe get two. Just in case.

For that really sweaty guy! Of course, it’s “Just a hint”.

That’s more than twelve pounds of deodorant. Either you have a man at home with almost unfathomable BO, or you’re buying it for use by multiple people. I don’t know which of those alternatives is more revolting.

Mrs. Paul Bunyan?

“Hel-loooo… I’m home with the deodorant… get yer bucket and come cut off a chunk!”

Is that 196 oz., or 1% oz.?

For the maxilla axilla?

The other lumberjacks were beginning to complain about Paul.

Sized for The Family of Man.

“Made for a man…but I like it too!” (If you remember that one!)

Oh, man. Bleeb’s out of position. He needs to be over by her shopping cart.

must be sams club

Reminds me of a Mayberry episode where Aunt Bea bought a big bag of sugar to save money and spilled half of it trying to fill the sugar bowl. Sometimes bigger ISN’T better! :)

Travel size for the Jolly Green Giant?

Ewww, sharing deodorant.

Maybe she’s sending it to her guy in the army.

Strong enough for a man, but carried by a woman.

Families share deodorant?

Wow, she obviously has a "big’ family

Works on gals too!!!

Ew ew ew

Their body wash must be the size of a closet

Manly, yes; but she likes it, too. (Anyone?)

She knows her husband! Or is that for her?…

i don’t get what is funny. a little extreme doesn’t make this funny

Full body coverage.

How wet is that guy?

Oh that reminds me, I must remember to put “zazo” on my shopping list.

Unlikely she could afford it. In today’s greed fueled prices, that would cost over $325 (extrapolated from $5/3oz stick prices).

That would dissuade the shoplifters!

someone has a teenager at home