Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for May 11, 2023

TFB is mean

She’s certainly not melon-collie…….

He should have specified that he meant thumping the melon rather than the melon seller. He should know better for next time.

Is this what’s called a “thumping victory”?

Blanche is becoming a walking lawsuit. Someone call Pettifogger.

The melon , lady, the melon!

With Blanche, it pays to be very carefully specific in both tone and choice of words. Distance helps.

You’d better be right. Because she knows where to find you.

Now he’s ripe……..and bruised too.

I believe it’s melon cally.

Never joke with a fat angry broad.