FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 16, 2023

Staring into a hot tub, you might see something you’re not supposed to see.

lucklily there you’ll find an inflatable one… LOL

What a crock

proves my theory: Bookshelf smart, life idiot.

Find a swimming pool near the Everglades canals.

I just commented about this to a fellow Foxtrot reader about this: High Intelligence, low Wisdom. It really amazes how these two can be so smart and yet be so dumb…

Talk to Stephan Pastis. He’s got a couple crocs to lend you. Maybe even a Zeeba neighbah, too.

Old man Thornton in a hot tub might be scarier than any crocodile.

Look in the skimmer.

This being an old comic, the guy on TV might be Steve Irwin. Considering what happened to him, maybe it’s better to stick with swimming pools and hot tubs.

There are rarely crocodiles in a hot tub or a swimming pool.

Hey Jason, if you want to see crocodiles look on your kitchen counter and you may see a “Crock-with-dials.”

I am astonished at how many people are still insistent on bringing up the duality of intelligence of these two boys almost every strip. Yes, we are aware. That’s the joke, and that is their character.

Is “that guy on TV” Steve Irwin? This would have run well before he died.

You would think these “smart” kids would research where to find such creatures instead of randomly going on a disappointing adventure.

It’s all a matter of location, location, location.

For a brainiac, Jason seems awfully dim at times.

Well one thing we know for absolutely sure, these two are NOT in Florida…

pick up Agnes and Trout on your way

The boys’ nature walk sure is quite a disappointment.