Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 13, 2023

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    C  almost 2 years ago

    She’s seen the light

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    oldpine52  almost 2 years ago

    Yes, but not that light, Bud.

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    Digital Frog  almost 2 years ago

    just for that, she gets to sleep on the bed, he gets the photon

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  almost 2 years ago

    And he thought he would get off lightly


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    Kaputnik  almost 2 years ago

    It’s a hint he picked up from Pulp Fiction. Or Kiss Me Deadly.

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    russef  almost 2 years ago

    He asked “ are you packin?” Then she shot him.

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    lv2sew  almost 2 years ago

    
and if she’d used correct grammar, she would have said, “Pack lightly” and there would have been no misunderstanding.

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    Dobie  Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “I meant pack Coor’s Light
 ‘cause, there’s been this thing goin’ on with
.well, you already know.”

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    ladykat Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Well, she got what she asked for.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Da light
.da light
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    patiodragon  almost 2 years ago

    Brilliant! You deserve a rays!

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    joegeethree  almost 2 years ago

    Bright guy.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 2 years ago

    Avoid hitting a bump in the road.

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 2 years ago

    Illuminating 
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    ( a visual pun that produces an eye worm )

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    360guy Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The light goes out when he closes it, though, right?

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    mistercatworks  almost 2 years ago

    Funny? No, practical for those mid-Winter Swedish vacations. :)

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    I wonder if he has any other bright ideas.

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    zeexenon  almost 2 years ago

    Goodness, how many LEDs did she bring?

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    T...  almost 2 years ago

    Always obey “she who must be obeyed”


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    Michael McKown Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Travolta had the same problem.

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    gopher gofer  almost 2 years ago

    she just came to a blinding realization


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    aussie399 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Just as well she didn’t say pack heat

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