Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 15, 2023

You need a g-man to investigate the g-mail…..

The last gmail server got bitten by a dog and caught a virus.

Just move the inbox.

That bad, huh?

Well, I don’t know. That sounds like a really quiet neighborhood, to me. I could do with somewhere where there’s a lot less emails to contend with.

In rural America, lack of cell service is still a big problem. Can’t even get a text message thru.

I’ve had that problem with a friend’s gmail account… for real.

I told my neighbor I wanted to move to a better neighborhood. He said that when I moved this would be a better neighborhood…

I know someone that wants to move to a better neighborhood, but nobody wants to buy his house now.

That don’t sound good to me beautiful

that needs a rim shot

“Funny, the neighbors said it was a nice neighborhood before we moved it. Just our luck for there to be such a coincidence. Our neighbors keep sending us real estate brochures.”

Even spam won’t go near it.

Quit eating in bed.

That is really clever and funny…

I thought birds liked crumbs.

“I tell ya, I live in a rough neighborhood. Ya can’t close a window around here without slamming it on somebody’s fingers!” “I tell ya, they auctioned off a police car in my neighborhood recently. The cops were still in the car!” Thanks to Rodney Dangerfield!

I believe it was Rodney Dangerfield who also said my neighborhood is so bad the ice cream truck plays “Helter Skelter”.

Ah, makes me miss Johnny Carson.

The Postman Always Delivers!!! #USPS