Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for May 03, 2023

I stopped because I got old.

I hated Little League. The coach was obsessed with winning, so most kids never got to play.

Good effort to avoid discouraging the boy Betty

I avoided sports – no hand eye coordination, still don’t have it

As a kid, if the game involved a ball and a team, I stunk at it. The gym teacher allowed me to try being a base umpire.

Honestly, that’s the best you could manage?