Pot-Shots by Ashleigh Brilliant for July 13, 2024

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    Pickled Pete  4 months ago

    A djinn visits three greedy men. 

    There were three men, an American, a German and an Indian. From thin air a djinn appears. He asks them one item they would love to consume.

    The American says Cheese burgers, so the djinn puts him in a prison cell with years worth of cheese burgers inside and locks him up.

    The German says beer, so he locks him in a prison cell full of beers.

    The Indian says cigarettes, he locks him up too.

    The djinn comes back after an year, and opens the cells one by one.

    The American seems fat and happy and all burgers are gone.

    The German looks hungover and all beers are gone.

    When he opens the Indian’s cell, not a single cigarette is missing and he appears weak and frail, the djinn asks, what happened?

    Indian: “You idiot! you forgot to give me a lighter!”

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 4 months ago

    What’s the good of being greedy if it is?

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    VT8/VF84  4 months ago

    Prime Days July 16/17 fill that cart and CC BALANCE

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    goboboyd  4 months ago

    Everything has a price.

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    kucpa Premium Member 4 months ago

    Some animals are more equal than others.

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    Olddog1  4 months ago

    Develop new tastes. Grow and expand your horizons.

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