Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for April 25, 2023

NOt a good idea.

Beware the recursive bagel. That way lies madness!

If it’s literally everything, then it must include you… so, auto cannibalism?

Make me one with everything, because nothing IS sacred.

“I’ll be eating all of mankind. Including myself, and my own poop. I’ll take two.”

This must be one of those shops that appear out of another dimension, then disappear after serving a few unwary customers. Magister Card accepted.

Eew. Is he drooling? And they should call that a Droste effect bagel. Because if the everything bagel has little everything bagels on it that also contain everything, then it’s just like those paintings that have an image with in itself multiple times.

“I got bored one day, then I put everything in a bagel… everything. All my hopes and dreams, my old report cards, every breed of dog, every personal ad on Craigslist… sesame… poppy seed… salt, and it collapsed in on itself. ‘Cause you see, when you really put everything on a bagel, it becomes this… the truth.”

From Neil Kohney – https://www.kohney.com/comic/everything-bagel/

I think he has radiation poisoning, since there’s active uranium on that bagel. And Arsenic, Flourine, and Antimony

“Recursion. See: Recursion”

Stan Kelly-Bootle, The Devil’s DP Dictionary

Gödel. The everything bagel cannot contain itself and therefore cannot truly be an everything bagel.

How to make an everything bagel:

1. Drop your bagel on the ground

2. Stand on your head and eat the bagel

Did Zach write this before “Everything Everywhere All at Once”?

Want to try the Fractal Bagel?

Does the class of all classes include itself?