Herman by Jim Unger for May 13, 2023

If you have to ask, you can’t afford her…..

Well then, how much do you want for her?

Now there you go again, treating us like property. STOP IT!

And Miss Perkins very much agrees.

How about for just 5 minutes?

China Grove?

Her name was Angela A., and she was a teller at the bank my dad was manager of. I was ‘disappointed’ to learn she had a boyfriend, even if he did give me a ride in his new ’65 Mustang convertible, when we were introduced. I was 11.

Is there interest involved?

Why is Miss Perkins in demand?

You never know till you ask.

Would you consider leasing her then? Every other Tuesday 4 to 12 would suit me.

He wants a loan because he feels alone.

unlikeable today.

Maybe you should discuss this with Miss Perkins, it could be an employment opportunity for both of you.

Not Funny, no comment.

Try the lending library…

Lease?