What ? You want the kid to sleep during the day ?
This is why there aren’t many children’s books about plumbers.
“Daddy, I hafta go potty – 26 times.”
Great. Now I need to use the bathroom.
When you get to the “last” page, it tells you to go back to the beginning
I think you missed one.
Not funny today. :-( As a chronic insomniac, last night was particularly bad. I cobbled together maybe 2 hours sleep. Sigh.
It was the beating of an old man’s heart.
And then the man said, “I’m from the IRS!”
The story about the possibility of Kamala Harris becoming president keeps me awake at night.
Works for me, (Sadly…)
Oy!
Pressure like a drip, drip, drip that’ll never stop . . .
This would put me to sleep.
And one of the smoke alarms goes “Beep!” every 90 seconds.
Better than counting sheep…
The water on your brain drips you to sleep…
Plumbing books crack me up.
Things That Go Drip In The Night.
“Again, Daddy!”
July 17, 2015
allen@home almost 2 years ago
What ? You want the kid to sleep during the day ?
Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 2 years ago
This is why there aren’t many children’s books about plumbers.
mddshubby2005 almost 2 years ago
“Daddy, I hafta go potty – 26 times.”
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT almost 2 years ago
Great. Now I need to use the bathroom.
Doug K almost 2 years ago
When you get to the “last” page, it tells you to go back to the beginning
The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I think you missed one.
johnjoyce almost 2 years ago
Not funny today. :-( As a chronic insomniac, last night was particularly bad. I cobbled together maybe 2 hours sleep. Sigh.
Dogtreat Premium Member almost 2 years ago
It was the beating of an old man’s heart.
dflak almost 2 years ago
And then the man said, “I’m from the IRS!”
timinwsac Premium Member almost 2 years ago
The story about the possibility of Kamala Harris becoming president keeps me awake at night.
JohnTheFoole almost 2 years ago
Works for me, (Sadly…)
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Oy!
amaneaux almost 2 years ago
Pressure like a drip, drip, drip that’ll never stop . . .
MPR almost 2 years ago
This would put me to sleep.
walstib Premium Member almost 2 years ago
And one of the smoke alarms goes “Beep!” every 90 seconds.
T... almost 2 years ago
Better than counting sheep…
T... almost 2 years ago
The water on your brain drips you to sleep…
stamps almost 2 years ago
Plumbing books crack me up.
Frank Burns Eats Worms almost 2 years ago
Things That Go Drip In The Night.
kaffekup almost 2 years ago
“Again, Daddy!”