What ? You want the kid to sleep during the day ?
This is why there aren’t many children’s books about plumbers.
“Daddy, I hafta go potty – 26 times.”
Great. Now I need to use the bathroom.
When you get to the “last” page, it tells you to go back to the beginning
I think you missed one.
Not funny today. :-( As a chronic insomniac, last night was particularly bad. I cobbled together maybe 2 hours sleep. Sigh.
It was the beating of an old man’s heart.
And then the man said, “I’m from the IRS!”
The story about the possibility of Kamala Harris becoming president keeps me awake at night.
Works for me, (Sadly…)
Oy!
Pressure like a drip, drip, drip that’ll never stop . . .
This would put me to sleep.
And one of the smoke alarms goes “Beep!” every 90 seconds.
Better than counting sheep…
The water on your brain drips you to sleep…
Plumbing books crack me up.
Things That Go Drip In The Night.
“Again, Daddy!”
July 17, 2015
allen@home about 1 year ago
What ? You want the kid to sleep during the day ?
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 1 year ago
This is why there aren’t many children’s books about plumbers.
mddshubby2005 about 1 year ago
“Daddy, I hafta go potty – 26 times.”
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT about 1 year ago
Great. Now I need to use the bathroom.
Doug K about 1 year ago
When you get to the “last” page, it tells you to go back to the beginning
The Reader Premium Member about 1 year ago
I think you missed one.
johnjoyce about 1 year ago
Not funny today. :-( As a chronic insomniac, last night was particularly bad. I cobbled together maybe 2 hours sleep. Sigh.
Dogtreat Premium Member about 1 year ago
It was the beating of an old man’s heart.
dflak about 1 year ago
And then the man said, “I’m from the IRS!”
timinwsac Premium Member about 1 year ago
The story about the possibility of Kamala Harris becoming president keeps me awake at night.
JohnTheFoole about 1 year ago
Works for me, (Sadly…)
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
Oy!
amaneaux about 1 year ago
Pressure like a drip, drip, drip that’ll never stop . . .
MPR about 1 year ago
This would put me to sleep.
walstib Premium Member about 1 year ago
And one of the smoke alarms goes “Beep!” every 90 seconds.
T... about 1 year ago
Better than counting sheep…
T... about 1 year ago
The water on your brain drips you to sleep…
stamps about 1 year ago
Plumbing books crack me up.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 year ago
Things That Go Drip In The Night.
kaffekup about 1 year ago
“Again, Daddy!”