Amanda the Great by Amanda El-Dweek for April 25, 2023

i thought pets liked to cause accidents on tables specifically

That’s a cool idea for a whiteboard.

Mostly hairballs, I hope.

Let’s hope you get to update it a lot. With numbers that increase.

Cats don’t have accidents. They doo doo that on purpose. What bad thing did you do to the cat to cause that? (It could be anything from late feeding to not scratching a desired location.)

Wow, do you live at my house?

What was the name of your high school? Sounds like I’m asking you a security question for a log-in some place doesn’t it? Nope, just reading your t-shirt, CHS Band. Oh, your tag is showing. Let me just help you out with that (tucks in tag). There, all fixed.

You played a quite obscure instrument. I played clarinet (B-flat version), alto and tenor sax, and occasionally flute. Not all at the same time.

Was your high school’s nickname the Tornadoes?

My sweet Heidi was going on the floor beside her litterbox. Her momma didn’t know to ask the vet to check her for geriatric kidney failure. Poor baby was in pain* :’(( She passed a couple of months ago. I had to mop the floor every time I was there to clean.

My white board would say, 2 days since cat barfed on the rug(making it harder to clean up!) and not on the tile…which would have made it easier to clean up!

My friend the reed player has an Eb alto clarinet along with the saxophones and the Bb clarinet. He wants a bass clarinet.

After a long day yesterday I was anxious to crawl in bed and watch some TV but I immediately saw that one of the darlings had puked on my sheets….oh joy.