Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 11, 2023

Was looking for milk ?

He knows where the is. Just couldn’t catch it.

Milkyway-out

Probably past it’s Best-Buy date.

He has a picture of himself on his back under “have you seen me?”.

The milk is dressed like Waldo

At least he found Ralph ‘okay’.

No one likes it when milk goes bad!

Everything except the milk.

… WAIT! Where are my keys?!

Seems the 2% gave him the slip!

Ralph, you’re not for sale!

Most milk doesn’t have to go to such effort, as the stores rearrange everything on a regular basis, so that you can’t find anything.

When milk goes bad … after its expiration date.

Once you see the milk’s face, it’s hard to get past her eyes.

Whenever I get asked that question I usually answer “Why, were you hiding it?”

I didn’t find any 20’s on any shelves.

There’s always that one elusive item . . . :)

Lactose intolerant …!

Wait a minute. Didn’t I see that missing milk carton on a milk carton somewhere?

That is really funny! Love that expression on the carton…