Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 11, 2023

“Well, okay, but get bacon too.”

Fake maple syrup will never work for Tank.

Infirmary pancakes? Well there’s that guy in the corner bed who was pancaked when a wall collapsed on him, and we’ve got a guy over on that gurney that had a section of overpass drop on his car. That really all we got for pancakes right now.

Now the chief wants pancakes? See if they have any mueslix pancakes for him.

ka-fake

Chief ‘Stache isn’t too bright; I take it he won’t be around long.

Artificial syrup?! What kind of hospital is this?

Say isn’t this top secret, chief? Me must discusses this under the cone of silence.

Artificial Maple Syrup? Things really ARE dire…

Bacon. Toast. Pancakes. I’m getting hungry. :)

The Chiel looks awfully Tank-ish in these panels.

KA-TOAST!

Artificial Maple syrup? Should such a horrid thing even be spoken of?

Want to loose some weight? Get admitted to a hospital for a month!

I can’t believe it’s not Mrs. Butterworth!