Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for May 09, 2023

The dryer did it in the laundry room with the lint screen

Just name all your socks “Lassie” then when you can’t find them, just yell: “Lassie, Come Home!!” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lassie

Welp… we officially ran outa crap to have a National Day for!

We had a good run.

Maria shows them over here: https://www.gocomics.com/half-full/2023/05/09

Dave’s five little piggies must be cold….awwww

I have no odd socks. If one gets lost, the other gets tossed.

Buy all the same color socks. Eventually, you’ll have even pairs again. :) :)

Hey kid! Put the milk away! That stuff’s ten bucks a gallon!

Look inside your pant leg.

I’m convinced that the missing socks have all migrated to the same planet that all the missing biros (ballpoint pens, for those of us in the U.S.A.) have migrated to.

https://donotpanic.fandom.com/wiki/Veet_Voojagig

I support lost hosiery …!

All the lost socks can be saved if a laundry bag is used ☺️