Strange Brew by John Deering for May 13, 2023

That dumb Timmy is in big trouble now!

Dr. Timmy is doing well thanks to Lassie fetching new patients for him.

Cesar Millan’s greatest challenge! A 2-Hour “Dog Whisperer” Special.

I’m here for a friend, this kid who keeps falling down the well.

She’s no doubt tired of fishing Timmy out of wells.

The abandoned mine rescue was overwhelming.

Lassie tries desperately to find some sense of wellness.

I can’t take it anymore. If Timmy falls into that we’ll just one more time he can stay there for good

“Timmy has fallen into a pit of despair – for the tenth time. I think we should all go out to the well, where he is now, and perform an intervention.”

“We’re gonna need another Timmy…!”

Lassie is chronically depressed about being identified as a “she” when he was male all along.

I let Timmy fall into the well again! I’m such a bad dog.

I confess, “I pushed him!”

Lassie confesses to the group, “I’m addicted to helping”…

Is that Lassie? I think I was watching the wrong show all along.