Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for May 16, 2023

Time wounds all heels.

He doesn’t need to go to medical school.

He already knows everything he needs to know.

A quote from a wise doctor:

“Good food is medicine. Bad food needs medicine.”

He won’t get into medical school, but cliche school wants him as a teacher.

Need a band aid? Run a trombonist in there….

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. – Groucho Marx

they said “do you understand the finance of insurance?”

Horace, you do know there’s no horsing around in medical school, don’t you???

Just when, who knows?

well, he’s got a good start on “Wives Tails 101”… and by the way Horace, eating an apple a day keeps the doctor away…!

From their point of view, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

What’s doesn’t kill you often cripples you for life.

If Horace gets into medical school, it’ll be just what the doctor ordered.

I’m sure they’ll call him up when they need a live animal to experiment on.

“During time of war what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.” Nietzsche, who served in the ambulance corps during the Franco-Prussian war 1870-1871.

Franco-Prussian War

The Franco-Prussian War or Franco-German War, often referred to in France as the War of 1870, was a conflict between the Second French Empire and the North German Confederation led by the Kingdom of Prussia. Wikipedia

He didn’t seriously apply to medical school…he’s just horsing around.

Sticks and stones may break bones.