Pickles by Brian Crane for May 15, 2023

I’ve never had a cat. But don’t they like to sharpen their claws on furniture ?

they can’t spend 22% of their time looking out the window when they spend 95% of their time asleep

Muffin’s ‘working’ on the 22%.

I guess that cats are just like Earl.

Cat TV!

That’s like “I spend a lot of my money on booze and fast women. The rest I just waste.”

Don’t forget about the time they spend on coughing up hairballs.

….and 27% of all statistics are just made up.

Give me a dog any day!

you’re not much of an Internet reader, Earl. where’d you read this study?

75% Sleeping, 22% looking out the window, 1% eating, and 2% going bonkers.

Tigger plays with his meeces and loves to eat people food…

Oh well, that explains everything!

Well, actually a good percentage of time washing their butt then pointing it at you.

wait, the other 78% is spent sleeping. Well, make that 76, b/c they do eat.

I have a friend who has 6 (!) feline companions. The other day, one of them (the most energetic one) clawed his way UP the living room curtains. Then he fell down onto a nearby glass coffee table! The table now needs to be replaced, and the curtains are fine after some mending was done. And the cat survived the fall, just losing on tiny claw on one tiny paw.

Ask the next person. You know that has a cat what it’s like to make a bed

And cats are extremely easy to train.

I thought that 22% was spent sleeping.

Funny.

Not so Earl. The other 78 percent of the time cats are eating and sleeping.