Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 09, 2023

Doug just found out something about himself.

On the contrary Doug, I’m surprised you’re striking out.

I’m looking forward to the Sunday strip about Trump’s downfall. Maybe GoComics can push it up on their schedule, while the euphoria is still fresh.

BTW, why can’t the broadcasters just announce the basic gist of their “special reports” and leave the details for the 11:00 news?? Because of the endless chatter, I missed JEOPARDY yesterday!!

I think Doug might be a little too binged.

Sounds like his goggles were made by the same people who made Zaphods!

He wants to be Foster Brooks when he grows up.

Groucho Marx – “I took four years at Vassar.”

“Vassar? But that’s a GIRL’S college!”

“I found that out in the third year.”

Dear Shirtless:

It’s all over.Please send helicopter.

Sincerely,FATSO.

Is he drinking bud lite?

If he couldn’t discern that for himself, how is he processing the information he’s being given?

Of ALL the mistakes I made while drinking, THIS was NOT one of them.

No drinking, no girls, why would anyone join this fraternity?

He should avoid going to the bathroom, there is a guy named Barry waiting there

Even his “beer goggles” are fogging up.

and that’s not why…

Is he happy he struck out?

Love is blind. Drunk is stupid. Combining them is a recipe for disaster.