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Donât ask dictionary.com, Winslow. It doesnât acknowledge that âbattenâ is a noun, in addition to being a verb.
And I believe that the noun came first. E.g., the expression âbatten down the hatchesâ would refer to using battens (narrow boards) to secure the closed cargo hatches on a ship.
ibFrank almost 2 years ago
Donât worry nobody will lie this time.
The dude from FL Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Donât drop the soap!
Funny_Ha_Ha almost 2 years ago
A strip of wood used for beating sense into voters.
Al Fresco, the Librarian almost 2 years ago
More vitriol from both sides. Turn off the TV, take two antacids, and call me after election day.
Durak Premium Member almost 2 years ago
A batten is what will protect the ship of state from the crapfest storm that is Trump.
CarrollJr almost 2 years ago
Hopefully tRumpâs vitriolic hate speech will muzzled in the slammer.
Spacetech almost 2 years ago
Itâs a Verb..
RobinHood almost 2 years ago
And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled meâfilled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
   So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
   ââTis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber doorâ
RobinHood almost 2 years ago
Fate whispers to the candidate, " Youâll never survive the coming storm." The candidate replied, âI am the coming storm.â
rossevrymn almost 2 years ago
The over and under for Beavis and Buttheadâs age pieces before the election is 400.
gammaguy almost 2 years ago
âWhatâs a âbattenâ?â
Donât ask dictionary.com, Winslow. It doesnât acknowledge that âbattenâ is a noun, in addition to being a verb.
And I believe that the noun came first. E.g., the expression âbatten down the hatchesâ would refer to using battens (narrow boards) to secure the closed cargo hatches on a ship.