The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 20, 2023

Udderly ridiculous.

They’re teatering on the brink.

Powdered milk is an udder fraud.

around the corner fudge is made

Don’t they mean “wholistic” milk?

“Milk from contented cows.”

LETS SEE HIM TRY THAT WITH A BULL !

She’s gonna milk it as long as she can.

Oh Brother!

Is that one of those “Contented Cows” you hear about?! (Old Carnation commercial)!

It may be relaxing for her, but for him … It’s not easy to milk a cow when it’s in the lotus position.

I think I’ll skim right over this one. I imagine only 2% of us got it, anyway. Speaking of… if it’s only 2% milk, what’s the other 98%?

answers to questions you never thought to ask

Could be a Dan Collins strip!

By hook or crook, he’ll milk her for everything she’s got!

HOLY COW!

How dairy try to milk her when she’s trying to medi-teat!!

Would have never ordered a cow from Asia, but she came free with a Brahma bull.

He’s got to be a good shot.

Actually it’s “mu”. (Google “joshu’s dog”)

At this point, it might be yogurt.

That’s not cow pose! (Bitilasana) /s

Take the gloves off and you get cream

I spot a colorist error, unless he’s squeezing the teat so hard it paled.

Cow porn is better than popcorn.

Like my conductive old friend MHO. Versus his stick-in-the-mud cousin OHM.

wholey cow

It’s a lot of heffert.

If she’s chanting OOM instead of MOO, it must mean the artist is Klim(t)

Something about this, if you get my meaning, is very disturbing (or masturbing) about this. Amazing what they’re getting away with these days. (Not us commenters, though. It’s still Salem Mass. 1601 on these platforms.)

I’m just here for the Puns.