Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 17, 2023

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    Prescott_Philosopher   over 1 year ago

    What! There’s no truth-in-surrendering law?

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Who is this King? Never saw him before.

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    silberdistel  over 1 year ago

    Black mold is bad…

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago

    This sounds like a cheesy Castle.

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    Troglodyte  over 1 year ago

    Smart. Would save tons of money on the teardown!

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    Chithing Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I want to get a second opinion.

    Okay, you’re weird looking, too.

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    erledbet  over 1 year ago

    If you cannot conquer one way…there is another …usually it is taxes

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    preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Sir, get another opinion before vacating. For all you know, this might be a scam.

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    Geophyzz  over 1 year ago

    Maybe that’s what those folks were trying to do on that January 6. He said sarcastically.

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    MailbuEd  over 1 year ago

    ya know, I’ve stuck a lot of things behind my ears over time, but a ruler has never been one of them.

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    strick9  over 1 year ago

    Why is he wearing a ruler on his head?

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    OddGobb  over 1 year ago

    If you can’t conquor them, scam them

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    geese28  over 1 year ago

    Hmm mold eh? Now what type of horror video game have I seen this occurring in……

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Sir-Caves-A-Lot….gives in to Inspector Cluesau’s report and findings!

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    yip yip yip   over 1 year ago

    Smart move. Yip yip yip yip yip

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I don’t think so. Bring on the royal painter. I feel some soothing pastel colors coming on. That will fix everything for now. The kids can figure out the rest later.

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    Goat from PBS  over 1 year ago

    Riot! Riot! Riot!

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 1 year ago

    I see the Wizard finally came through for favorite fink.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Hear Ye, Hear Ye, His Royal Architect, Frank Lord Right Approacheth,

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    ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Now that’s a fortuitous infestation.

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    eced52  over 1 year ago

    Sounds like what the English did to the natives during the French and Indian wars. Except they used smallpox infested blankets.

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