Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for May 18, 2023

Well Myrna died with a smile on her face.

And they loved her right back.

Lil never mentioned Myrna had a business…..an escort service ! Rip, Myrna!

I haven’t heard the name Myrna since I was a kid.

It is better to have failed your Wassermann than never to have loved at all.

“Mankind had her for too short a time…”

“The Spread Eagles will do a flyover…”

“Yes, Myrna Von Shtupp was greatly loved… But she was tired…”

Ahhhhmen …!

“Coming Myrna?” “Myrna doesn’t come, she just breathes hard…”

mama was a looker – lord, how she shined

papa was a good’n – but the jealous kind

papa loved mama – mama loved men

mama’s in the graveyard – papa’s in the pen

—— Garth Brooks

My brain went to Blanche immediately. This could have been her eulogy. It’s too bad that Sophia probably wouldn’t have been around to give it because I see Lil and Sophia as kindred spirits.

Here’s to Myrna, queen of the cougars!