Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 19, 2023

Not going to work as a bottle capp

or in other words, Andy isn’t going to take the medicine!

You ever had a beer AND on the bottle it says “Don’t Drink and Drive”. When I was younger I didn’t know what that meant

Shabbat shalom, rjm and Eldo—whose jail sentence will be overturned on appeal (I hope).

Forget the pills He needs a beer much more.

Without knowing what the prescription is for. It sounds like Disulfiram, also known as Antbuse. I’ve known several people who have used them

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disulfiram

But, how is he supposed to wash them down then?

He will wash the pills down with water and then drink some ale to wash the taste out of his mouth.

“Andy and word on Docs ! "

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Free ƹʅɗʘ and bring back the pigeons

Here in Pennsylvania grocery stores have started selling booze slushies. I’m sure everyone is waiting till they get home to start drinking em

Whole grain goodness v. pharmaceuticals? Take the whole grain goodness! And free ELDO from the GoatComix Gulag!!!

I cut the end of my finger off.

After the doc sewed it back on he gave me some antibiotics and told me not to take them with alcohol.

I left them at home and went out drinking.

Silly doctor. Andy would never have mixed them in his drink – it ruins the flavor…!

Like the hundreds of millions of people on Statins – it will destroy your liver 4 times faster than just alcohol alone.

Andy is a dolt!

Good ol’ Andy! Of course he’ll follow the doc’s instructions.

Thanks Eld0!

FREE both Eld0s!!!

I don’t think I even want to know what happens.

That’s alright Doc, it’s not like he’ll be operating any heavy machinery.

I’d had my wisdom teeth extracted over a semester break. The dentist had prescribed Tylenol 3 for a painkiller, which contains codeine.

I was watching basketball, & without thinking I drank a beer shortly after taking one. About 10 minutes later I was in quite a haze & thinking Boy! That wasn’t the smartest thing I’ve done today!

His liver is already damaged enough. Oof!

xxx

Only way, you bet…

Sure, Andy

Yeah, that’ll work.