Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for June 10, 2023

The real pros do locusts.

Up next, moths maul!

Given the butterfly effect, Alice can be a global disaster!

Dumb buckethead.

Kevin! They just assume you’re a patch of daisies; Jack Nicklaus had the same problem!

See, Kevin? This is why nobody likes you.

‘Butterflies ATTACK’, great movie title!

Right hands or wrong hands, Alice?

Kenny forgot Rule #1! When you see a big pot of crazy, it’s best not to stir.

One day my husband came in from the yard saying “There’s a bad butterfly outside!” Naturally I laughed, but he got me to come outside, and there was indeed a large white butterfly that kept dive-bombing his head. We never found out why – he doesn’t use aftershave or cologne, not a fan of fake smells, and I don’t know what else besides a scent would enrage a butterfly!

When even butterfly’s find you annoying, it’s time to reevaluate your bucket head life.

I was sitting outside reading and a butterfly landed on the bricks next to me. It kept probing the crack with its tongue (searching for water maybe). So I got my fingers damp and presented them to the butterfly. Butterfly had about 4-5 licks of water off my fingers. It was so gneato!

Run, Kevin! Even with your buckethead, you should be able to outrun those swarming aggressive butterflies that Alice controls! Run all the way home!

I guess there are worse ways to die…

Right hands?