Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for May 27, 2023

I was expecting Merlin the Magician’s carrot stash.

that’s a really crappy treasure Poncho!

Moles, don’t sell it off all at once like Nauru did…

Bat guano crazy.

One person’s treasure is another person’s guano.

Well Poncho now you don’t have to roll in anything ;-)

Quality fertilizer isn’t cheap, that’s why it’s called “farmer’s gold.”

Worth it, though!

hm

See The Guano Islands Act (11 Stat. 119, enacted August 18, 1856, codified at 48 U.S.C. ch. 8 §§ 1411-1419)

It appears that Poncho is lying in the cats’ litter box.

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure!

Pee Yew !

I would expect no more of them or less of you Poncho. You be you, dude. Sleep well.

I smell a bath in Poncho’s near future,

Just couldn’t resist …………… could you, Poncho …. :)

Some years ago I did some work for a fellow who bought an older home, and in the attic was a huge pile of bat guano. He cleaned it out and remodeled the place nicely…and also later found out that what he threw out coulda been sold to the right buyer for $20 grand!

I wonder what that crown was made of…?

Oh, man!!!!!!!!! Peeee Uuuuuuuu……..

Shades of “Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls.”

time for Chaz to give Poncho a late-night bath if Poncho’s stench reaches Chaz’s and Carmen’s bedroom

Ah, closure.

Poncho Croft, Tunnel Raider…

points to bbenoit!

Don’t scoff. Wars have been fought and governments toppled over guano reserves.