Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 28, 2023

But a few beers would solve that…..

“don’t get me pregnant” “don’t worry, i’m sure you’ll make a fine single mother” watching my grandkids, yup

Is that the tail feather spray that was banned by the Geneva Convention?

Now I have this song in my head. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvPU-cvaKCM

I think I was once married to her.

Why does she assume Roz has ever had sex?

Luck!

What guy (in his right mind ) have anything to do with her ???

Apparently, she never was with any guys who lived by the motto “Party til’ she’s pretty.”

Me too, Roz, me too!

Or her face.

Also, fried eggs are on the menu…

I have the same problem as Roz.

Highly effective and no side effects.

So that’s why she never had eggs with her ex.

That suggests Roz is a version. (Not autocorrect, pun unattended.)

That works.

In her day it was an aspirin….. held tightly between her legs.

ba dum tss

Don’t be modest Roz, your cooking helped a lot too.

Plan on not getting pregnant instead of planning and spending money on an abortion. “No” is free, an abortion is around $700 on the cheap side. Men be men and take responsibility, she didn’t get pregnant by herself. All that trouble for 20 seconds pleasure…. pretty stupid. My wife and I had sex before marriage, and 38 years latter at 72, we are still having sex. We had kids when we wanted, no accidents and didn’t use the pill or other stuff. You have to take time to know her body and when she is fertile, not that hard.

Her hollow eyes probably scared off a lot of guys.