Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 23, 2023

You never know. Napping Ned may go on to become a mattress tester.

Maybe not, but I can do a heck of a lot more napping neds than I can jumping jacks.

No never mind to me.

Their father, hanging Chad, had a brief moment of fame though.

When the downstairs neighbours complained, Jack got kicked out of the apartment.

But Ned can nap in a Flash too.

While Jack was nimble and Jack was quick, and Jack jumped over the candlestick, you could play a cymbal and do a trick – Ned could sleep right through a flick.

I’ll bet napping Ned has a bigger fan base.

How true…… but it’s Napping Ned who is the influencer now.

Their uncle was “Crapping Carl” and look how famous he is!

And one day Jack met up with this Jager guy…..

I have discovered that, due to an accumulation of possessions and hobby stuff, I can’t lie down on my loveseat.

Later they each became famous as “Jumping Jack Flash” and “Napping Ned’s Pre-Tested Recliners”.

No one knows the story of Jumping Jack flashing a stranger and Ned having gas gas gas.

Actually, Napping Ned became much more famous when he adopted the pseudonym, Couch Potato.

When our boys were little, I laid face down on the floor and turned my face to the left. I told them I was exercising, doing “Lay Here’s”. I counted to 4, turned my face to the right and again counted to four. Repeat.