Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 27, 2023

Shingles don’t care !

That’s the kind of party Sean Connery goes to.

Just keep your mind out of the gutter – and no flashing!

Then we can all raise the roof together!!!

That party’s gonna be over the top.

Eave-vite?

Having had a round of shingles, I discovered how painful it can be, I would encourage those who might be susceptible to consider the vaccine.

I wonder if that’s why my roof leaks occasionally?

Celebrating Memorial Day Eave.

We’ve gotten our shingles vaccine here, so they’ll have to party somewhere else.

Watch out for the roofies in the drinks.

Just hope no one lands in the gutters!

the party is sure to go “over the top”….!

If they are dancing it’s probably the cedar shake.

laughed so hard i hit the roof

Eave’ll bring the snacks and Gable bring the drinks.

Had it in my nether-regions many years ago…wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy!…(or maybe I would?)

First time that I have seen roof shingles anthropomorphized specifically, whole houses yes, but not roof shingles themselves.