FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 11, 2023

he needs lessons in identity theft

Stranger things have come to pass

No i don’t think you’re a lunatic. You’re a complete moron.

So intelligent, yet so stupid…

Geeks have tons of knowledge and no common sense to use it.

He’d be better off doing imitations of Chris Crocker, the “Leave Britney Alone” guy (now transitioned).

I dislike Martha Stewart, my wife and mother-in-law went all Martha. That was when I stopped BBQing because I was doing it wrong, all my life, according to Martha.

Wait, a YOUNGER twin sister? Well, I suppose one of them had to have been born 5 minutes or so before the other.

You’re nuts, Jason.

I forgot about Martha doing time.

No Jason, they don’t think you are a lunatic, they now KNOW you are a lunatic.

He’s not a lunatic. Lunatics only go crazy during a full moon. Jason is nuts all the time.

A younger twin sister suspended in the womb for decades. Sounds like a plot for a horror film

Younger twin sister…

How much younger, Jason? I mean Jartha?

You may be right … I may be crazy.

But it just may be a lunatic you’re looking for …

(Billy Joel)