Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for May 27, 2023

And what is that supposed to get you? Don’t you know we are now living under a Cuban dictator?

Many’s the time I’ve considered emigrating to Canada. But emigration isn’t as easy as it sounds, and now I am of an age which makes me pretty ineligible (they generally don’t take you past a certain age). But there are things about Canada I do appreciate and wish we could adopt here in the US.

Like we don’t have enough troubles up here in Canada?

Well the moon is still available, for the moment!!!

Be careful what you wish for…

And if you go there and get really thirsty, you can drink Canada dry.

O Can-a-duh …!

( Doh! )

This one’s an actual fortune I got out of a cookie, years ago.

For those of you who are on their way to Canada…..maybe you an talk to the 4 million coming into the USA. What a weekend you chose to lay siege……sheesh.

And yes you better be careful of what you say to somebody in Canada. They’re a very sensitive country. And you could find yourself in trouble. Very similar to Europe.

How do you think they pay for everything up there in Canada? Have you seen their tax rate?

“You need a new environment. Try Canada.”

Ah, but which part/environment of Canada… Canada wet, or Canada dry?

Not a fortune.