Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 14, 2023

It’s a hand out !

The movie theatre frowns, so a note from you T, may be necessary.

Comes in “handy” at the DMV.

Sweet Candy dallies with subterfuge. With the proper secret handshake, she may share her sugar stash. Free your candy coated apse, and your mind will follow.

About this item

CHEWY FUN: With their delightful assortment of colors & flavors, Jujubes deliver mouthfuls of chewy, tasty fun. These brightly colored candies have a dense, long lasting texture that’s fun to chew

CLASSIC FLAVORS: Each box of Jujubes contains a rainbow of colors & five refreshingly fruity, classic flavors you’ll love to chew: lilac, violet, lime, lemon, & wild cherry

THEATRE BOX: These delicious, colorful candies come packaged in a theatre box that’s the perfect size to enjoy by yourself or to share with friends. Whatever mood you’re in it’s a satisfying treat

GREAT FOR ALL OCCASIONS: Whether you’re filling Easter candy baskets, birthday swag bags, handing out candy to trick-or-treaters, or just craving a chewy treat, this classic candy is sure to please

A CLASSIC FAVORITE: Inspired by a traditional German confection, Jujubes Candy were introduced to America in 1920. In the years since, they’ve become a favorite sweet treat for generations of kids

But wearing a prosthetic right hand on your left wrist may draw a few odd, off-hand looks.

…not if they came from Michigan…

…that’s a left handed compliment if I ever heard one…

…Dollar Tree is now 10 Bits …

…and my Danny O’Day dumby smells like your prosthetic…

…I had a stack of Mallo-cup money three inches thick and still didn’t have enough for a t-shirt…

…being filled with the Holy Spirit?…

…it feels like having a fantastic secret that you can’t just wait to tell to tell someone …

…while you have to pee really bad…

…prove me wrong…

While taking cannabis gummies across state lines, with or without a prosthetic hand, might be.

‘pee really bad’

aka…

Urgency Emergency

Gimme gimme gimme all those jujubes or I’ll bop you On the head when you least expect it! Just hand them over and there’ll be no trouble!

Anyone want to trade malt balls for my Non Perils?

Or I’ll trade my Cracker Jacks for your jujubes!

LMK! ASAP because my prosthetic Hand has a grip on my …. arm! Ouch!

Au contraire! Hiding Jujubes anywhere must be a crime, for Jujubes are the Candy of the Gods and are unequivocally meant to be eaten by the Public, hoi polloi, all God’s children, the Company of Man, and especially cinema-goers.

This particular hiding place is, I grant you, a tad unusual, I’d say off-handedly….